I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
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Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
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I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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