your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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