Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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