I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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