Ambien. No doubt about it.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
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Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
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Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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