So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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