And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
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I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
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Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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