I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
