OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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