: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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