My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
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Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
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In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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