I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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