when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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