awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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