I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
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im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
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And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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