is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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