: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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