I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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