you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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