At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
This is my gift to your gina
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Randomize
