susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
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He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
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We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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