Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
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You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
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I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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