yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
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He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
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We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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