This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
My ass is underappreciated
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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