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If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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