Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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