Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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