I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
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