try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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