in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
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Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
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THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
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