Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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