Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
When are your genitals available?
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
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