Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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