is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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