Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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