I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
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I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
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LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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