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• (703): View more from Virginia

  why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club

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• (813): View more from Florida

  i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever

  (509): View more from Washington

  but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid

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• (787): View more from Puerto Rico

  I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again

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• (787): View more from Puerto Rico

  I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey

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  These 23 People Share the Worst Advice They’ve Been Given

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while

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• (867): View more from Yukon/N.W.Territory

  Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?

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  Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.

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• (239): View more from Florida

  I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room

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