I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
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I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
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I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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