I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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