i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
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