Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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