Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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