Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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