what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
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chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
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Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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