Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Randomize
