If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Floor bacon is actually really good
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