just come out here and I will go home with you...
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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