No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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