Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
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Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
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STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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