if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
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He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
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I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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