I bet he comes in French.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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