I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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