I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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