I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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