I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
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