I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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