We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
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The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
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PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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