I think i sorta joined a cult last night
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
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just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
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Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
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