: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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