is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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